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Belka did nothing wrong 

A versatile sentence that can be used to shut Osean kids up when they start going on about how bad Belka supposedly is for ALLEGEDLY nuking itself and also to denounce OBC as a fake and biased news station whose only goal is to vilify Belka.
Osean Virgin: "I mean Belka did nuke itself killing 12.000+ people..."
Proud Glorious Chad Belkan: "Shut up Osean trashcan, Belka did nothing wrong, I won't be corrupted by your lies!"

Bielke Plan 

An outrageous plan that, thankfully, will never be put in to action. If such plan is accomplished (very unlikely) disaster ensues.
Usage 1:

Person 1: Did you hear what we're planning on doing for the Redbull Flugtag?
Person 2: Yeah... something about a refridgerator?
Person 1: Sounds sweet doesn't it!?! We're totally going to win.
Person 2: (sarcastically) yeah... sweet... greatest Bielke plan ever... call me when you actually get the refridgerator and I'll help.
(6 months later the day before the competition)
Person 1: WTF!?!?! Shawn still hasn't gotten the fridge
Person 2: Thank goodness because someone was going to die.

Usage 2:

I was playing goalie at Zimmermans, but thanks to the Bielke plan there was one slick spot on the ice right in front of the goal and I slipped and ruptured my other achilles.
Bielke Plan by rcajun February 25, 2010
The asshole country in the long running flight sim series, Ace Combat. With a complete disregard to anything but themselves, they're brutality is only matched by the Euraseans who shot down the stars themselves to kill you.
Darn, that damn country Belka, they started 2 wars... thats like, not ok.
Belka by Castleraider September 24, 2009

Belkan Witchcraft/magic 

A phrase that describes crazy stunts done by aircraft. Belka in Ace Combat developed many mad weapons like 900-meter wingspan planes, and the forward-swept wing fighter series ADF.
A plane flies backward in a tunnel.
Crowd: Belkan Witchcraft/Magic!
Belkan Witchcraft/magic by Belkan October 6, 2022
A big black African man that lives in Saudi Arabia
Today Bilka attacked me because I'm white. This was the third time this week!
Bilka by pornistwankist February 11, 2018

Bielke Plan 

An outrageous plan that, thankfully, will never be put in to action. If such plan is accomplished (very unlikely) disaster ensues.
Person 1: Did you hear what we're planning on doing for the Redbull Flugtag?
Person 2: Yeah... something about a refridgerator?
Person 1: Sounds sweet doesn't it!?! We're totally going to win.
Person 2: (sarcastically) yeah... sweet... greatest Bielke plan ever... call me when you actually get the refridgerator and I'll help.
(6 months later the day before the competition)
Person 1: WTF!?!?! Shizzle still hasn't gotten the fridge
Person 2: Thank goodness because someone was going to die.

I was playing broomball at Zmans, but thanks to the Bielke plan there was one slick spot on the ice right in front of the goal and I slipped and ruptured my other achilles.
Bielke Plan by gladsmile February 25, 2010