19 definitions by vitoman123

flerm

a type of candy. mostly tastes like shrimp

why did i eat that last flerm

by vitoman123 November 24, 2020

oscar

a crazy awesome dude, with a kick-ass face. very handsome with a sexy smile. also has a bit of a mustache.

wow, that guy is a total oscar.

i wish i was more like a oscar
you are totally an oscar

by vitoman123 November 24, 2020

portopottyphobia

fear of being traped in a dirty portopotty. result in fear of mobile toilets, and public washroom. side affect are sweating, heavy breathing, nervousness, shacking, and stress.
this is a very lethel condition and can cause arthrities, and early death

man walkes out of a portopotty. you: watch out! you might get portopottyphobia!

by vitoman123 November 24, 2020

dirty old man

a man who is the age beetween 70 and 90, who talks dirty, and smell bad

ewww! that dirty old man just farted over there

by vitoman123 November 25, 2020

biden chin

an old, wrinkled, disgusting hag-chin that belonged to a witch.

he got a biden chin

by vitoman123 November 25, 2020

shlufing

sliding or surfing on a huge pile of shaving cream or foam.

wow! look at him shlufing!

by vitoman123 November 25, 2020

oldmanaphobia

fear of a old man. this can be advanced if he is holding 3 dice in his left hand. there are no known cures for this syptom yet, and is 73% lethel to humans under the age of 42.

doctor: dear oscar, i am affriad you have oldmanaphobia... there is nothing i cand do for you. oscar: you frick head! i am going to kick ur ass!!!

by vitoman123 November 24, 2020