bloop

a poop that looks like a fat person

that washroom has a big bloop in it

by vitoman123 November 25, 2020

biden face

the moment somebody completely roasts you, and your super shamed. you know its over, so you sit there and say "in addition to that" or just ramble incoherintly

after being accused of watch porn, joe gave his biden face

by vitoman123 November 25, 2020

fart-o-meter

a machine that reads out the sonic frequency of your fart, the intensity of the smell, and the length of how long it stays in the air. it estimates and draws who the fart belongs to. many detectives use this devise for solving crime.

and everyone in the room suddenly looked at tommy, who had his face on the fart-o-meter screen! they now knew who let out the fart that killed old man Jones

by vitoman123 November 25, 2020

fartosiphy

a fart that people think about

alex let out a big one, and oscar went into a session of fartosiphy p.s. jow biden sucks

by vitoman123 November 25, 2020

oscar

a crazy awesome dude, with a kick-ass face. very handsome with a sexy smile. also has a bit of a mustache.

wow, that guy is a total oscar. i wish i was more like a oscar you are totally an oscar

by vitoman123 November 24, 2020

portopottyphobia

fear of being traped in a dirty portopotty. result in fear of mobile toilets, and public washroom. side affect are sweating, heavy breathing, nervousness, shacking, and stress. this is a very lethel condition and can cause arthrities, and early death

man walkes out of a portopotty. you: watch out! you might get portopottyphobia!

by vitoman123 November 24, 2020

flerm

a type of candy. mostly tastes like shrimp

why did i eat that last flerm

by vitoman123 November 24, 2020