vitoman123's definitions

oscar

a crazy awesome dude, with a kick-ass face. very handsome with a sexy smile. also has a bit of a mustache.

wow, that guy is a total oscar.

i wish i was more like a oscar
you are totally an oscar

by vitoman123 November 24, 2020

flerm

a type of candy. mostly tastes like shrimp

why did i eat that last flerm

by vitoman123 November 24, 2020

trumpy-bear

a handsome amazing bear. has a ass-kicking smile, and doesn't put up with bull-shit

karen: saves a chiled before it falls off a cliff. you: wow, she is a total trumpy- bear

oscar: destroys a whole army of evil farts! kiera: i love that trumpy-bear man!!

by vitoman123 November 24, 2020

trumpy-bear

a handsome amazing bear. has a ass-kicking smile, and doesn't put up with bull-shit

karen: saves a chiled before it falls off a cliff. you: wow, she is a total trumpy- bear

oscar: destroys a whole army of evil farts! kiera: i love that trumpy-bear man!!

by vitoman123 November 24, 2020

oldmanaphobia

fear of a old man. this can be advanced if he is holding 3 dice in his left hand. there are no known cures for this syptom yet, and is 73% lethel to humans under the age of 42.

doctor: dear oscar, i am affriad you have oldmanaphobia... there is nothing i cand do for you. oscar: you frick head! i am going to kick ur ass!!!

by vitoman123 November 24, 2020

shlift

a 4 hour working period on a water slide

the park maager decided to put martin on the shlift

by vitoman123 November 24, 2020

ding-dong sock

a condom

bobby decided to be safe, and put on his ding-dong sock

by vitoman123 November 24, 2020