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biden(ing)

The form of taking a camel jockys "schmigma" and wiping their face with it thinking it will somehow make them look younger as well as make them a good leader for this country.
Josh: What are you doin there??
Rodger: Well I heard if i begin biden(Ing) treatment, i might make it in this world rather then be a potato.
biden(ing) by $ilver253 April 25, 2022
Words you can keep

Bidet-ing 

The act of using your mouth as a fountain to clean someone’s asshole
Hey babe, we’re out of toilet paper and I could really use a good bidet-ing right now
Bidet-ing by Jack Smashers April 26, 2020

Bidening 

Joe Biden-ing someone means being around them at all times, until you are the only choice.

Joe Bidening to be there, just be there, be the last single on the dance floor so you are the only choice for single boy or girl at the end of the night
Joe Biden-ing to be there, just be there. I’m joe Bidening his/her ass.
Bidening by SandyPants November 30, 2020

Bidening 

The act of wearing your mask on one ear, as a place to store it, so it will be easier to place on your face and protect those around you.
Since he had to take his mask off to drink a beer at a socially distant event Jimmy was Bidening.
Bidening by JasonC.Rutgers November 7, 2020

The Bidening 

Bidening is whenever each day, month or year, you bear a similar resemblance to Joe Biden, such as a increased sense of smell when close to someone, lack of attention to professional work and a bigger attention span to under 18 years activities such as pursuing a ice cream truck, as well as a mental stroke during speech that goes into something else, and much more.
Symptoms Of The Bidening

Joey Aramaic has been subjected to the presence of current president of United States Of America, Joe Biden for 4 hours. Several days later he has accumulated a disregard for one's personal space and a increased scent detection upon smelling down someone's neck. Subject will be examined completely until they have reached the complete Bidening.
The Bidening by Coilscar July 17, 2022

Joe Bidening

When you take a shower with one or more of your children and rock back and forth doing the helicopter with your genitals and smiling at your child like Joe Biden.
Jim: Hey Sarah did you here what happened to Jeffree?
Sarah: No I did not
Jim: His father gave him a Joe Bidening yesterday.
Sarah: What a lucky boy!
Jim: I know he said it swung around in the water like a fishing motor.
Joe Bidening by The masked scrotum November 17, 2022

Bidening 

verb suggesting a candidate based primarily on the color of their skin, sex, age, or the sexual preference; apposed to picking the most qualified person.
don’t accuse me of Bidening you I am giving the promotion to Tom he has the most seniority.
Bidening by AngryKillerBees July 23, 2022
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