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Bidet-ing 

The act of using your mouth as a fountain to clean someone’s asshole
Hey babe, we’re out of toilet paper and I could really use a good bidet-ing right now
Bidet-ing by Jack Smashers April 26, 2020

Bidening 

Joe Biden-ing someone means being around them at all times, until you are the only choice.

Joe Bidening to be there, just be there, be the last single on the dance floor so you are the only choice for single boy or girl at the end of the night
Joe Biden-ing to be there, just be there. I’m joe Bidening his/her ass.
Bidening by SandyPants November 30, 2020

Bidening 

The act of wearing your mask on one ear, as a place to store it, so it will be easier to place on your face and protect those around you.
Since he had to take his mask off to drink a beer at a socially distant event Jimmy was Bidening.
Bidening by JasonC.Rutgers November 7, 2020

The Bidening 

Bidening is whenever each day, month or year, you bear a similar resemblance to Joe Biden, such as a increased sense of smell when close to someone, lack of attention to professional work and a bigger attention span to under 18 years activities such as pursuing a ice cream truck, as well as a mental stroke during speech that goes into something else, and much more.
Symptoms Of The Bidening

Joey Aramaic has been subjected to the presence of current president of United States Of America, Joe Biden for 4 hours. Several days later he has accumulated a disregard for one's personal space and a increased scent detection upon smelling down someone's neck. Subject will be examined completely until they have reached the complete Bidening.
The Bidening by Coilscar July 17, 2022

Joe Bidening

When you take a shower with one or more of your children and rock back and forth doing the helicopter with your genitals and smiling at your child like Joe Biden.
Jim: Hey Sarah did you here what happened to Jeffree?
Sarah: No I did not
Jim: His father gave him a Joe Bidening yesterday.
Sarah: What a lucky boy!
Jim: I know he said it swung around in the water like a fishing motor.
Joe Bidening by The masked scrotum November 17, 2022

Bidening 

verb suggesting a candidate based primarily on the color of their skin, sex, age, or the sexual preference; apposed to picking the most qualified person.
don’t accuse me of Bidening you I am giving the promotion to Tom he has the most seniority.
Bidening by AngryKillerBees July 23, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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