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Bicester Village

A euphemism for making sweet sweet love to a colleague's ass; anal sex in the workplace.
I went to Bicester Village with my colleague in the stationary cupboard.

Backster 

The opposite of a hipster, a backster is a person who doesn't like things until after they're cool. Also known as slowpoke.
"He's such a backster that he just started watching Arrested Development."

"Hey guys, check out this awesome new band, the Neon Trees!"
Backster by PolkaDotRobot June 8, 2013

Bicester 

Small, yet growing town in North Oxfordshire, England.
Largely populated by teenagers, often seen on the streets because there is NOTHING for them to do around town. Usually end up getting the bus in to Oxford, or at least trying to, because it's either just driven off, or not turned up yet.
Not as bad as it sounds on the drink/drugs side, some parts are actually pretty nice. If you have no wish to do anything or go anywhere. A nice place to retire I guess... >.<
(Teenagers):
"Hey dude, going to Bicester?"
"Nah, nothing to do."

(Older Generation):
"Visiting Bicester today are we?"
"Yes, lovely place there! There's a nice restaurant in Bicester Village, thought I might try it out!
Bicester by aVERYboredTEEN. March 16, 2011
A person who is beond being black
This person is not visible on a dark night
(Ant) Where has Moulid gone?
(Andreas) Dunno he was standing by the blackboard a minute ago
(Ant) Ahh the blickster has blended into his dark surroundings
Blickster by Andreas123 March 2, 2008

Backsterbation 

The act of rubbing your back against the edge of a wall to relieve tension and pain. It's a well known fact that violating your home's jagged edges relieves stress, improves posture, and alleviates depression. Studies have also shown that regular backsterbation increases sexual pleasure and rekindles lackluster relationships. Common side effects include missing socks and blindness.
Daniel: Hey, bro. Could you give me a massage?

Noah: Nah, b. I'm in the middle of an intense game of Starcraft 2.

Daniel: Aw, man. I guess I'll just have to resort to backsterbation again.

Beckster 

One who is Obnoxiously Spectacular
Dude! that chick is a TOTAL Beckster.
Beckster by Ballisticpenguin October 9, 2008