Backster

The opposite of a hipster, a backster is a person who doesn't like things until after they're cool. Also known as slowpoke.

"He's such a backster that he just started watching Arrested Development."

"Hey guys, check out this awesome new band, the Neon Trees!"

by PolkaDotRobot June 8, 2013

Backster

One who types extremely fast on a keyboard.

Dennis was backstering so much on the keyboard last night his fingers bled.

by Puddyboot September 30, 2017

backster

1. A person who has a crush on someone but does not show interest, but desperately wants to do so. This usually is the case for the typical nice guy. The word probably derives from the guy who's always in the back who shows interest in a girl but never reveals himself to show interest in her.

1. That guy was totally a backster, I heard from a friend of his friend. He had a major crush on you, he probably didn't want to let you know because you were treating him as a friend.

by jaleoboi August 3, 2008

backster

1. A person who has a crush on their friend, but their friend has no clue.

2. A friend that has a crush on you without you even knowing, that is, until you find out from other people.

Aang on Avatar is a backster, but since he's smooth, Kitara's going to be all his.

by g3ck0 November 15, 2007

chester backster

1.A coloquial phrase used to describe a type of wedgie, ripping from the chest to the back.

2.A gay associate, see pye.

1. If you don't shut up your going to recieve the mother of all chester baxter.

2. Chester, get your hand of pyes crotch.

chester backster

by hickorydickory October 2, 2006

Backstreet Boys Reunion Tour

In the wake of the CO-VID 19 pandemic, which occurred in the spring of 2020, the Youtube gods attempted to crack down on the hysteria by demonetizing content that contained the word 'Corona', 'Virus' or '19' in any variation, especially in that specific succession. So in an effort to avoid divine punishment, humanity made the collective decision (headed by Dan Avidan of the Game Grumps) to henceforth refer to the virus only as the 'Backstreet Boys Reunion Tour'.

Seven people in my town died after attending the Backstreet Boys reunion tour.

by Marsakali April 2, 2020

Backstreet Boy

Popular in Western Canada. Slang referring to hobo reserve indians who do not have a job , loiter , harass others, vandalize, live for booze, steal anything, go to pawn shops and wander aimlessly around an urban area. They mostly all hibernate in wintertime at their cousins.

The backstreet boy was digging through my trash can for bottles

by Old school bossman September 10, 2020