biblicist

A person who thinks that you can believe in things that are only and usually explicitly) stated in the Bible.

Person A: So how was Church?
Person B: Really good. I enjoyed our priest's liturgy today.
Person A: Umm... excuse me, but "liturgy" isn't in the Bible. So you can't use that.
Person B: Neither is "crackers and grape" juice. Shut up biblicist.

biblicist by Lord Pigeon of Norveck April 17, 2024

Bibleist

An individual who is not apart of organized religion or domination but still believes the Bible is the word of God and it is to be taken literally.

"I believe in Christ but I am not a Christian, I am a Bibleist.

Bibleist by Speedy The Artist December 28, 2009

biblicate 

To engage in relations, or the act of being biblical, with a member of the opposite sex; fornicate; biblical; copulate; sex; intercourse; humpty-humpty; .

I want to biblicate with her, but she unfortunately has a boyfriend.

A house of worship is, by default, an impermissible venue for biblication.

biblicate by Prolixity January 6, 2009

biblicate 

To engage in relations, or the act of being biblical, with a member of the opposite sex; fornicate; biblical; copulate; sex; intercourse; humpty-humpty.

I want to biblicate with her, but she unfortunately has a boyfriend.

A house of worship is, by default, an impermissible venue for biblication.

biblicate by Prolixity January 12, 2008

biblicator 

Noun. One who participates in biblication; one who biblicates, has intercourse, a sexual partner. biblicate; sex; partner; homo erectus.

When he is with her, she becomes the mighty biblicator.

After she climaxed and collapsed onto the bed, she turned to her biblicator and asked, "Was it good for you, too?"

A public relations executive always in the spotlight, she was nonetheless a cunning biblicator in private with those who unleased her biblicatory desires.

biblicator by Prolixity December 29, 2007

Biblicunt 

A woman who is a cunt of biblical proportions.

Joe, Bonita is sewing you for sexual harrassment because you wouldn't date her.

Joe: god that woman is a biblicunt!cunt bitchbibleasshole

Biblicunt by Sundialist93 October 17, 2015

Bibleistic 

How the extra cool kids say "of the bible"

Look at all those animals sitting there in twos... It's so bibleistic!

Bibleistic by Stephwtf May 21, 2018