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biblicate 

To engage in relations, or the act of being biblical, with a member of the opposite sex; fornicate; biblical; copulate; sex; intercourse; humpty-humpty.
I want to biblicate with her, but she unfortunately has a boyfriend.

A house of worship is, by default, an impermissible venue for biblication.
biblicate by Prolixity January 12, 2008

Ay caramba donde esta la biblioteca 

You were no match for my 3 years of spanish
Tommyinnit: I just enabled my hacks
Technoblade: AY CARAMBA DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA

Biblically Accurate Angel

A terrifying being sent from god to give humans orders. They typically looks like wheels within wheels spinning around each other with many eyes. Sometimes they are even flaming. The cherubim look like a thing with the head of a man, a ox, a eagle. And a lion. They fly with two wings and have two wings covering their body. They have the feet shaped like a cow’s hooves. Angels are specifically designed to look like that to scare off demons. They typically say “be not afraid” because of their appearance. Angels serve god.
Carol: “Oh wow! Susan, your child looks like a biblically accurate angel!”

Susan: “thanks! :p

The child: 👁 👁👁👁👁

👁👁👁👄👁👁👁

👁👁👁👁👁👁

AY CARAMBA DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA 

"He was not match for my two years of Spanish in middle school."
Tommy: Oh, my autosprint was off.
Technoblade: AY CARAMBA DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA!

Biblically accurate among us 

Jeff: Do you know what biblically accurate among us looks like
Jeremny: excuse me, what the fuck

Bellicate 

A portmanteau of belligerent and delicate, describing people who constantly talk mad shit, but flip out the moment someone calls them out on their bullshit.

Belicacy is usually accompanied by a super-bougie disposition unique to Southern women.
This bellicate bitch has been shitting on me all day - thinking she's hella funny - but the moment I call her out on her Louis bag, she wanna throw down.
Bellicate by agirlhasnoname1 December 19, 2016