bi-assed 

The condition of having two asses, thus: The ability to figuratively sit on two chairs. A bi-assed person can successfully represent two differing, even contradicting opinions.

Rudy Giuliani has been both pro-choice and pro-life, so he's either bi-assed or a flip-flopper.

bi-assed by Weeger December 16, 2008

bi-assed 

A person who is biased in such a way that people hate him for it.

IGN is so bi-assed in their reviews.

bi-assed by anshulg February 18, 2009

bi-ased

A phenomenon where bisexuals think everyone around them is also bi

"Idk, maybe I'm just bi-ased, but I'm pretty sure Adam is bi."

bi-ased by cookiepantsmcgee August 22, 2018

Biassed 

The property of having such an enormous butt that for all practical purposes is actually 2.

Anthony: OMG, have you seen the new substitute teacher ?!?

Max: Yes!

Anthony: Dude, its not cool, I think she's biassed, she was sitting in two chairs instead of one!

Biassed by Aivalleb September 15, 2009

biassed battlefield bitch

People who only play battlefield and "bitch" or give a drawn out speech to anyone for playing call of duty purely out of a dislike for any game they are not good at. They cannot handle confrontation of any evidence of Call of Duty being better than battlefield and will do everything they can to avoid it. They may even resort to calling all others who dont think battlefield is better "call of duty dick riders" even when they are "riding battlefields dick" or thinking with an equally or if not more biassed point of veiw themselves. Seemingly obsessed with thier hatred of the call of duty series they will even insult someone who refuses to take an opinion of what is their favorite game out of call of duty or battlefield because they have never played it.

Biassed battlefield bitch: So which do you think is better?

Me: I dont kno... i kinda like both series but i cant say for sure until ive played both.

Biassed battlefield bitch: Well you are just a call of duty dick rider! That game is for kids!

Me: Dude im just trying to keep an open mind about it. I mean it really depends on a personal taste, but you dont have to force your own opinion on me!

biassed battlefield bitch by Mike Hunt Pain November 17, 2011

biassed opinion 

A non-open-minded personal belief regarding --- or greatly affected by --- da size, shape, and/or overall appearance of someone's behind.

In da "Golden Girls" episode "My Brother, My Father", Uncle Angelo admits to having had a biassed opinion ("I'm a butt man") of da ravishingly-lovely waitress wif a cute rounded bum whom he'd met as a young man and eventually married.

biassed opinion by QuacksO February 18, 2023