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Bum Fuck NoWhere, this is a spot which resembles the arse end of nowhere. Most likely to be inhabited by rednecks, inbreds and yokels. Miles from help and a hot meal/cold beer, it usually sucks to be there.
BFNW is the family friendly version to be used when parents or grandparents are in ear shot.
"Tell mum not to slow down this place looks like we're in BFNW..."
BFNW by tmbss January 1, 2012
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Acronym for: Best Friend Forever No MATTER WHAT!

6 years ago a girl and a guy would rant late at night on AIM about the silliest things. During a conversation online this guy invented the Acronym and the girl figured out the acronym creating an everlasting bond between them. And is now a common word to describe the people that included all the things a best friend include and more!

Some BFFNMW actions
1.Have 3-4hr conversations about nothing
2.Scratch their head and get the white things out.
3.Support one another through those HS years.
4.Support one another if one is in Rehab.
5.Walk from the record store all thru Mill Ave, thru Tempe town lake till it reaches the rocks and turn back and still have so much to talk about.
6.Walk through the horrible snow and catch snowflakes with your tongue together.
7.Watch online videos over the phone together.
8.Spoon & take turns being the small or big spoon.
9.Sit on the love seat couch and watch Mythbusters or How its made (because some of the fun channels were blocked but still loved it)
10.Love them NO MATTER what, you know the great person they are and want to keep them by your side forever could potentially lead to Marriage. be your Maid of Honor. or Groomsmen. BFFNMW are meant to fill your life with happiness and joy.

Exceptions that break this bond:
1.You Date & Breakup
2.They Lie about their feelings
3.They ignore you for no reason whatโ€™s so ever.
Barry: "No, Olga your not my BFF, your my BFFNMW!"
Olga:" A what? ohhh....Best friend forever no matter ?!"
Barry:" haha, YES!
Olga: HAHA I LOVE IT Thanks you'll always be my BFFNMW too!
BFFNMW by wishywashy March 11, 2010
betty ann:i hate your fucking guts you stupid whore!

susie bon bon:but i thought we were bffnmw!!! :
bffnmw by la la lucy August 3, 2007
Brush, Floss, Mouthwash.

What Dentists in New Jersey do on a daily basis.
Kyle: "BFMW all day Lizzie."

Lizzie: "What does that mean?"

Kyle: "Brush, Floss, Mouthwash hoe."
BFMW by Cptkyle789 August 15, 2011

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This the point as where you can't get back to work. You are too bored to do anything so you decide to slam your keyboard.
At this point you will probaly get fired but at least your not bored.
Hey bfgmwq,jlkhwelq;sdjfxhukzorlp:\ Nice to see you.
Beautiful First Nations Women, these are the women that represent our culture, our beautiful, beautiful culture. Not it the negative ways that you see Native people shown in T.V, or in story's and tales that say we're all Chugs or raging alcoholics. Be proud.
Those BFNW's are gorgeous!

I love BFNW's!
BFNW by maaaaaaaaaackiiiiiie February 18, 2010