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The Beemer Lemur

Not a BMW, or a lemur. The Beemer Lemur is a unperformed sexual act. It is an act that replicas fisting into a hardcore stimulation for strong woman.

The way The Beemer Lemur is performed

1) the guy takes off his partner's panties

2)he gapes his partner's vagina
3)he attempts to stick his head into the vagina
4)you don't touch yourself, only the partner takes the pleasure.
Time to celebrate December 1st with a sunday special! The Beemer Lemur!
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Benemort 

Used as a greeting to wish a good death, or to die well
She was getting polite benemorts from people
Benemort by AngryPig October 15, 2021

Beemovie 

A unit of measurement of time. Is approximately 1 hour and 35 minutes. First used in 2007 for Simon J. Smith's master of a movie, which was exactly 1 beemovie long.
Bro 1: Hey dude, how long will this car ride be?
Bro 2: Approximately 2 and a half beemovies depending on traffic.
Bro 1: sweet.
Beemovie by SuperM789 March 9, 2019

Bozemaned 

A term used to describe when a car appears to close to pull out in front of but in actuality the car is moving impossibly slow so you have to wait forever for the car to pass. Named after Bozeman Montana where the phenomena is very common. Also called "6 Plated" because in Montana 6 is the number for the county Bozeman is located in.
Damn, I just got Bozemaned. A kid on crutches could have crossed the street before that car got here.
Bozemaned by turbomonkey October 14, 2011

Beemo Moment 

When you SIMP too hard for an e-girl and buy them the beemo skin for Teemo on League of Legends.
Dude: I heard Nick took the biggest L of 2020.
Dude 2: Yeah he had the bigget Beemo Moment.
Houston TX Legendary Graffiti Pioneer 1995. BeZerk helped push Graffiti in the street, but also put artists in galleries to get them paid. Real HTown OG
That dude BeZerk, started doing Graffiti in Houston before anyone
Bezerk by Cadillac Shanks January 18, 2021