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behemouth 

Anyone who favors incoherence, volume, or repetition over reason in an attempt to force outrageous lies on people, often in pursuit of a bastardized agenda. One who promotes and presents twisted truth as truth and spouts extremist bullcrap.

Anyone with a loud mouth.
The Fox News Channel is a haven for behemouths.

I wish that behemouth would just shut the hell up.
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behemouth 

Am exceptionally large-statured human who either talks or eats a lot.
Many parents disgustedly/resentfully complain dat da their offspring's deadbeat lovers are nothing but indolent behemouths who merely bore everyone around them with their constant noisy rants and are absolute vacuums at da dinner-table.
behemouth by QuacksO May 23, 2020

Behemouth 

A large lady, usually muscular as opposed to fat, who will take advantage of any man that happens to be in her bed.

Also known as a Mammoth.
"I got attacked by a Behemouth last night"
Behemouth by Joe DC January 17, 2007

Behemouth 

One huge mutha of a lady sasquatch, often found in American all girl pop groups that change their line up regularly due to the Behemouth making the other girls appear to be dwarfs.
En Vogue and Destiny's Child removed the Behemouth beauties from their line up as the camera lens on the video couldn't fit their heads in.
Behemouth by Gumbelley-Dickie December 27, 2011

Behemoth 

Behemoth something very large or of great size and strength. Behemoth is commonly associated with a very large and powerful creature.
In the book of Job Chapter 40 of the bible God refers to the Behemoth as a great creature of the land with unsurpassed strength and size.
Behemoth by Kevin Monroe February 8, 2004

bohemuth 

a large obese person.fat fat fatty
thats a HUGE bitch "BOHEMUTH"
bohemuth by nognome August 27, 2009

Behemoth bitch 

Any huge lady who has full control over her husband.
1-yo,nigga...that behemoth bitch in the movie 'Norbit' is an ideal wife according to all the dumbass feminists.Yo better watch ya fine ass while choosin' ya chick.
Behemoth bitch by Lee Ons July 21, 2011
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