Bewildergust 

A combination of bewilderment and disgust, best communicated via a surprised, confused, and mildly horrified facial expression.

He looked at her in bewildergust, not sure he'd heard her correctly... "You did what??"

Bewildergust by mleap February 8, 2010

Bewilderment Chair 

Made popular by Lee Evans, it is the chair/bench that if found generally next to changing rooms in clothes shops. Men are placed here to wait for their wives/girlfriends/lady friends, usually with a bewildered look on their face as they take in their surroundings.

"Ha look at him on the bewilderment chair! He don't know nothing!"

"Alright love, don't be long, i'll just be here on the bewilderment chair"

Bewilderment Chair by 1234567Kate February 15, 2010

Jauregue Bewilderment 

when you opt for a tuna sandwich from a concession stand instead of a regular snack like a normal human being.

Felix: “Jauregue, ve a comprarme un sandwich de tuna.”

Jauregue: “Y si no hay?”

Felix: “Si hay.”

Robby Silguero: Now that’s what I call a Jauregue Bewilderment....and I’m a fucking moron.

Jauregue Bewilderment by Agapito Tarantino December 27, 2018

Bewildering 

To be freaking amazing. To emphasis on how one can be so amazing.

You are so bewildering.

Bewildering by #Crann December 27, 2013

Bewildered Masses

Originating from Walter Lippman's commentating on mass culture, the 'bewildered herd' is the masses that are tamed through propaganda and mass media in order that the machine of democracy is kept properly oiled.

The bewildered masses must be subdued, tamed, and injected with the popular opinion of the upper class of politicians, heads of corporations, and all others belonging to the elite class of intellectuals and wealthy, in order to govern a nation and circumvent any defect in democracy.

The single function of the bewildered masses is to be spectators, not participants, in a democratic nation.
The bewildered masses give their power to a benevolent overlord who makes decisions (apparently) for the good of them all.

Bewildered Masses by chjangounchained October 19, 2016

bewildervince 

To "convince" by "bewildering".

To convince someone of the validity of an argument that they themselves do not understand based partially on their perception of your confidence in it and based partially on their fear of appearing ignorant by questioning it. This is generally accomplished by purposely overloading a person or people with a litany of seemingly relevant and apparently reasonable facts and supporting sub-arguments wrapped in convoluted logic to the extent that that they are unable to grasp the argument while purposely exploiting their fear of appearing ignorant by questioning it. They therefore come to believe your argument without understanding it because they believe you understand it and since they don‘t you are evidently smarter than they are and you must therefore be correct. The argument relies on no particular validity but rather on their belief in your confidence and their fear that they will be openly punished for their ignorance if the argument is questioned.

Matt was able to bewildervince the boss into a course of action that will end in disaster.

bewildervince by Evolyoushun September 28, 2008

behailu 

A handsome very nice person who gives every thing he has to his children and will be the best dad to his children. Also a kind hearted person and will always keep you safe.

Behailu is a very nice person.

behailu by 12345$$$$$ September 28, 2020