bevaning 

The verb 'to bevan' describes a situation when a guy creepily follows a group of females that are particularly just one year younger than himself and tries to flirt with them wherever they go, despite the fact he has no chances of getting to date any of them. This must happen ALL the fucking time and every day of the year to be described as this. This word originated and is commonly used in northern England.

Have you seen where Euan is? Guess! He's bevaning again, this time with Jess and Maddy.

bevaning by j072002 September 18, 2019

Beaning Out

You know, flicking the bean

jilling out

rubbing the clit

female masturbation

"Hey, did you see Izzy last night? She was beaning out like crazy! Moaning like a siren!"

Beaning Out by Jigglyjay May 30, 2018

J-beaning 

J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.

"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."

"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."

J-beaning by ButteredPopcorn October 9, 2014

coffee beaning 

After a long, wet, hard defecation, half wipe your balloon knot and allow to dry, so that the remains have attached themsleves to the pubic hair around the arse cheeks.

Later, rub your arse crack over your victims face, using their nose as a scraper, rubbing off the 'coffee beans' into and around their mouth. Points are awarded for acurately dropping a bean into the screaming mouth. (1 point for each bean is the generic scoring.)

Guy 1: whats your Coffee Beaning P.B.?
Girl 1: 7, It took two days for those babies to harden. My dad wasn't impressed... he was in a meeting at the time.

coffee beaning by Nick Rodllins January 27, 2008

Beaning 

Something that StorM and co. do in CS:GO.

“I get beaning, beaning! I get beaning, there’s no escaping it”
“And i’m beaning, xanbean, what’s up bro?’
“And i’m naturally xanbeaning, sewbean, what the f*ck is up bro?”

Beaning by Adder38 August 27, 2018

beaning 

The act of dreaming about things one can never have. Derived from the derogatory term for mexicans ( beaner ) and their tendency to have farfetched fantasies about success.

1)Guy 1: Damn nigga! That poon thinks he can get ass tonight.

Guy 2: SHIITTTT nigga. he needs to stop beaning!

2) Guy 1: That spic be eyeing my car!

Guy 2: aw man. he be beaning.

beaning by A-Men June 24, 2005

Beaning 

When a clitoris, preferably as large as a banana is used in place of a penis or phallic object to pleasure a persons orifice - “to bean” or “beaning” is the act.

“Damn, Hayley gave me a sturdy beaning last night”

Beaning by Satisfyer-Bro2 February 17, 2021