When a jester-like fool mixes up words and phrases whilst under pressure and instead forms new words or phrases.
Somone doing so is said to: 'have a betteridge'
or to be 'having a betteridge'
Somone doing so is said to: 'have a betteridge'
or to be 'having a betteridge'
e.g. Richard is having having a right betteridge
microwave becomes wicrowave
hulk hogan becomes holk hugan
dead dog becomes hahaha
microwave becomes wicrowave
hulk hogan becomes holk hugan
dead dog becomes hahaha
by johnny bumhole August 28, 2009
by kitten November 29, 2004
A parodic scientific law stating that any headline ending in a question mark can safely be answered with "no." Extremely useful in this age of clickbait.
Clickbait: "Did this man cure cancer by spreading dog shit on his face?? The answer will amaze you!!"
Smart guy: "No. If it was true then it wouldn't need the question mark."
Clickbait: "But don't people enjoy suspenseful headlines?? The answer is astounding!!"
Smart guy: "Betteridge's Law." (Keeps scrolling.)
Smart guy: "No. If it was true then it wouldn't need the question mark."
Clickbait: "But don't people enjoy suspenseful headlines?? The answer is astounding!!"
Smart guy: "Betteridge's Law." (Keeps scrolling.)
by the Avenger of Lost Souls July 14, 2016