Betteridge

Male sexual magnet from the south west.

that Betty is soooo lush ...

by kitten November 29, 2004

betteridge

When a jester-like fool mixes up words and phrases whilst under pressure and instead forms new words or phrases.

Somone doing so is said to: 'have a betteridge'

or to be 'having a betteridge'

e.g. Richard is having having a right betteridge

microwave becomes wicrowave
hulk hogan becomes holk hugan

dead dog becomes hahaha

by johnny bumhole August 28, 2009

Betteridge's Law

A parodic scientific law stating that any headline ending in a question mark can safely be answered with "no." Extremely useful in this age of clickbait.

Clickbait: "Did this man cure cancer by spreading dog shit on his face?? The answer will amaze you!!"

Smart guy: "No. If it was true then it wouldn't need the question mark."

Clickbait: "But don't people enjoy suspenseful headlines?? The answer is astounding!!"

Smart guy: "Betteridge's Law." (Keeps scrolling.)

by the Avenger of Lost Souls July 14, 2016

Grace Beveridge

grace smells like a diphtheria ants looking bug for real for real also she looks like Seth from ice age

eww is that Grace Beveridge
Yeah i could smell her from an ice age away

by baddest b words October 16, 2019

bettering

when a significant-other preens his or her loved-one in the morning, or before a party, so that the loved-one appears better socially in order to better represent the significant-other’s choice in a mate

Me: “My girlfriend keeps choosing the outfits that I wear to work, and she also combs my hair every morning.” Friend: “Yeah, she’s bettering you...”

by saucyBdog August 19, 2019

Betterder

When things are better than better

Kyle, you made this piece of cake betterderby adding nuts.

by step4tac August 31, 2021

Cole Beveridge

The coolest guy ever always be nice to him

Cole Beveridge is the best

by Ion bomb December 1, 2020