Betteridge
Betteridge by kitten November 29, 2004
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betteridge
When a jester-like fool mixes up words and phrases whilst under pressure and instead forms new words or phrases.
Somone doing so is said to: 'have a betteridge'
or to be 'having a betteridge'
Somone doing so is said to: 'have a betteridge'
or to be 'having a betteridge'
e.g. Richard is having having a right betteridge
microwave becomes wicrowave
hulk hogan becomes holk hugan
dead dog becomes hahaha
microwave becomes wicrowave
hulk hogan becomes holk hugan
dead dog becomes hahaha
betteridge by johnny bumhole August 28, 2009
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Betteridge's Law
A parodic scientific law stating that any headline ending in a question mark can safely be answered with "no." Extremely useful in this age of clickbait.
Clickbait: "Did this man cure cancer by spreading dog shit on his face?? The answer will amaze you!!"
Smart guy: "No. If it was true then it wouldn't need the question mark."
Clickbait: "But don't people enjoy suspenseful headlines?? The answer is astounding!!"
Smart guy: "Betteridge's Law." (Keeps scrolling.)
Smart guy: "No. If it was true then it wouldn't need the question mark."
Clickbait: "But don't people enjoy suspenseful headlines?? The answer is astounding!!"
Smart guy: "Betteridge's Law." (Keeps scrolling.)
Betteridge's Law by the Avenger of Lost Souls July 14, 2016
Grace Beveridge
grace smells like a diphtheria ants looking bug for real for real also she looks like Seth from ice age
Grace Beveridge by baddest b words October 16, 2019
bettering
when a significant-other preens his or her loved-one in the morning, or before a party, so that the loved-one appears better socially in order to better represent the significant-other’s choice in a mate
Betterder
Cole Beveridge
Cole Beveridge by Ion bomb December 1, 2020
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1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
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2. Movie
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See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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