batteriage

when your cell phone is dying its due to lack of batteriage. instead of my battery is dying you have a lack of batteriage

sorry i hung up on your ugly ass but i had not any more batteriage

by maryann April 14, 2005

mexican battering ram

When one uses a frozen burrito to forcefully penetrate another in the orifice of choice with the sole intention of raising the internal temperature of the burrito to an edible level.

I was hungry so I gave her the ol' Mexican Battering Ram. Beans everywhere. Refried Creampie.

by afternoondelight77 July 19, 2011

battering ram

the act of having an erect penis, or cock and running full tilt into a womens vagina, or pussy. if you swing the other way it can be done the same way, but in to anus, or bum hole.

fuck y'all niggaz i battering rammed that btch till her asshole bled!

by kevinbrendan May 17, 2006

banternage

A combination of the word banter and badinage, both of which describe light, playful verbal exchange

The two weevils were heavily involved in lighthearted banternage

by Crash Raindog January 20, 2004

Battering the sausage

The male art of masturbating

Jon: My mother caught me battering the sausage!
Dave: Shit.

by Emily Saunders November 6, 2005

battering ram

An act of revenge by a man where he runs full speed into the face of his partner with his erect penis while she is sleeping.

My wife made me sleep on the couch last night so I let that bitch go to sleep and gave her the battering ram

by D-Rock Your Face Off January 5, 2016

battering ram

When nailing a chick, banging her so hard that when you thrust you end up slamming her head clear through the headboard. IF done correctly and with enough force, you might just be able to crack the dry wall of your shitty apartment.

Dude A: Dude, I'd so battering ram Megan Fox.
Dude B: Yea man.

by pm.mk August 4, 2007