Noun: Euphemism for a cock-punch.

Origin: Derived from "Who Needs a Good Cock-Punching?" Statshot in the Onion, February 6, 2002, where Bono, of the Dublin band U2, was listed at #1.

Did you hear what Jay said about Dan's new house?

Yeah, he may have earned himself a Belfast Handshake.

Belfast Handshake by Felix00 June 11, 2009

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Belfast Bap

Big, crusty round bread famed throughout Northern Ireland and the stuff of legends.

Usually split in the middle and stuffed full of any filling you like.

Popular with builder types coz its a quare feed far ya teabreak like.

Best smothered in Real butter such as Golden Cow or Dromona.

Givvas one a thon Belfast Baps luv wer cheese and ham.

Belfast Bap by undisclosed desires February 26, 2010

bekfast

breakfast pronounced wrong

mom: what is going on here???
you: BEKFAST

bekfast by TurboKitten June 22, 2016

belfast breakfast

(Irish slang)

the act of wedging a pipe bomb, molotov cocktail, or other homemade incendiary device into the anal cavity of a loyalist.

the Belfast Breakfast originated in the 1920s as an IRA torture and/or revenge method, not as wedging a pipebomb directly into the anal cavity, but rather dousing a loyalist's pants in whiskey and lighting, followed by uproarious drunken brogue laughter. It quickly evolved and spread to other guerrilla groups, and was even mentioned in Eli Roth's short animated series, "the Rotten Fruit."

Banandar: "I'd love to shove a pipe bomb up their arses... give 'em a real belfast breakfast"

belfast breakfast by Wild Drunken Bill August 7, 2007

belfast six pack

The act of shooting someone in both elbows, knees, and ankles. The person shot will usually black out after the first couple shots, but after coming out of shock the pain will be unbearable. People who are given the belfast six pack usually deserve it.

I fucked that guy up and gave him a belfast six pack.

belfast six pack by IrishGannngstar July 2, 2009

Bekfast

A way of saying "breakfast" in a humorous way based on a vine. Contrary to popular belief, the person in the vine has downs syndrome, rather than autism.

Person 1: Let's get some breakfast
Person 2: You mean bekfast? Hahaha ha
Person 1: Fuck off

Bekfast by eat_my_shit August 12, 2018

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026