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Belfast Handshake 

Noun: Euphemism for a cock-punch.

Origin: Derived from "Who Needs a Good Cock-Punching?" Statshot in the Onion, February 6, 2002, where Bono, of the Dublin band U2, was listed at #1.
Did you hear what Jay said about Dan's new house?

Yeah, he may have earned himself a Belfast Handshake.
Belfast Handshake by Felix00 June 11, 2009

beckfast22 

big ass nigga with a huge cock. Is the best gamer known to man. Just donm't piss him off though
Obama Gaming: @Beckfast22
Beckfast22: Aye fuck you nigga! You wanna have a bid time?
beckfast22 by Cctuftccthujvfcf October 23, 2019

Belfast Bap 

Big, crusty round bread famed throughout Northern Ireland and the stuff of legends.

Usually split in the middle and stuffed full of any filling you like.

Popular with builder types coz its a quare feed far ya teabreak like.

Best smothered in Real butter such as Golden Cow or Dromona.
Givvas one a thon Belfast Baps luv wer cheese and ham.
Belfast Bap by undisclosed desires February 26, 2010
mom: what is going on here???
you: BEKFAST
bekfast by TurboKitten June 22, 2016

belfast breakfast 

(Irish slang)

the act of wedging a pipe bomb, molotov cocktail, or other homemade incendiary device into the anal cavity of a loyalist.

the Belfast Breakfast originated in the 1920s as an IRA torture and/or revenge method, not as wedging a pipebomb directly into the anal cavity, but rather dousing a loyalist's pants in whiskey and lighting, followed by uproarious drunken brogue laughter. It quickly evolved and spread to other guerrilla groups, and was even mentioned in Eli Roth's short animated series, "the Rotten Fruit."
Banandar: "I'd love to shove a pipe bomb up their arses... give 'em a real belfast breakfast"

belfast six pack

The act of shooting someone in both elbows, knees, and ankles. The person shot will usually black out after the first couple shots, but after coming out of shock the pain will be unbearable. People who are given the belfast six pack usually deserve it.
I fucked that guy up and gave him a belfast six pack.