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the word “bestbitch” is when you have that one bitchy friend that you adore and fucking hate at the same goddamn time but you can go and leave them in the dust bc they got hella dirt on yo ass so you suck it up and love em

how dare she talk about my “bestbitch” like that?!

bestbitch by bestmfsandwich January 21, 2018

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bistitchual

The ability to stitch in two artforms or crafts.

Alena is bistitchual; she can both knit and crochet.

Penelope is not bistitchual; she only knits.

bistitchual by Buters March 14, 2011

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beatabitch

A false indian Chief...chief of the slapaho tribe

I'm from the slapaho tribe. My daddy was Chief Beatabitch

beatabitch by MarLeb May 24, 2007

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Best Bitch (BB)

A best friend...your ride or die. Does anything for you. Takes up for one another fight each other but fight together when another bitch tries to get rowdy with either of us. An inserparable pair. like salt and pepper cant have one without the other. May have different views on alot of things but always sees eye to eye.

My best bitch (bb) and I are down for whatever.

Best Bitch (BB) by Bunchee May 12, 2011

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bistitchual

The ability to create stitches in two crafts, e.g. knitting and crocheting.

Alena is bistitchual; she can both crochet and knit.
Penelope is not bistitchual; she can only knit.

bistitchual by Buters March 18, 2011

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Bebitch

A Justin Bieber fangirl.

That Justin Bieber fangirl is such a bebitch.

Bebitch by devilsfan June 18, 2010

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bastabitch

n. adj. bastard + bitch, reffered to male/ female who is not down for anything and is trippin.

"why you actin like a bastabitch"
"you'z a bastabitch, get the f*#k out my face"

bastabitch by Letofi December 23, 2008

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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