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bessey by Scottahman April 15, 2007
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Joe Bessey
Didn't show up to the gathering, not surprised... might as well be Joe Bessey with that weird yellow dick.
Joe Bessey by JayBoiii September 29, 2020
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besserwisser
From German. Meaning "knowing better". And that's exactly what it refers to, like the more common "smart ass" or "wise ass", or even "smart elick" (smart aleck). A besserwisser - or wise ass - is a person, often intellectual, or at least pseudo-intellectual, who thinks he or she has more general knowledge about things than most others. It can be correcting language mistakes in grammar and spelling, or it can be within a specific topic like everything from politics, geography and baseball to history and science - anything you can imagine!
- You know that "bananarama" dude at the Madonna forum? Jeesuz, he's so annoying! Such a besserwisser! Whenever I make the tiniest spelling mistake, he's there immediately to correct me and make me look everything but good. And whenever there's a discussion, he always claims he is the one with the correct answer. Every single time - it never fails! Even though I've caught him in misleading knowledge at least a handful of times!
besserwisser by queerboyoslo December 20, 2005
Bessy
The girl's name Bessy is "God's promise; God is my oath". She is also beautiful and sexy. Quiet and incredibly intelligent. She has a great sense of humor but speaks her mind. Some people consider her mean, some just consider her honest. She won't allow anyone to step over her. She will never try to play mind games. She means what she says and says what she means.
Bessy by Damitri_1987 December 12, 2010
Bessemer Academy
A private school in Bessemer, AL that’s lame asf and has a bunch of hoes. Also known to some as “the most ghetto private school in Alabama”.
Bessemer Academy by poppy pants 69 March 17, 2021
bosseyedness
A disease which effects 1 percent of Britains. When your eyes are permanently bosseyed. It doesn't impair eyesight and yet people with bosseye are routinely discriminated against.
Just like and form of discrimination, It should be stopped.
Just like and form of discrimination, It should be stopped.
bosseyedness by jwx12 November 26, 2010
Bessette
Bessette by Billy Pumpkin Eater August 18, 2008
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Boffin
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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