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Bespeckle 

bespeckle comes from port stephens, the sun rises in the west and he smells a weird smell, he goes to south africa in asia to seduce all the enemies and tells them that you never run out fo sperm
Bespeckle by CSkyhawk June 14, 2020
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bespeckled cephalopod 

Fancy dressed octopus with a monocle and buck teeth #merkmusic
Oh look a bespeckled cephalopod.
bespeckled cephalopod by Lardarse23 September 24, 2017

Bespeckled Cephalopod™(Rowlet, etc)

a kid who trys to use stuff from the pass to guilt trip/insult others (mainly rubber mittens) and has innacurate information such as his urban dictionary post about rubber mittens. He also says that rubber mittens shouldnt have admin when in reality he has worked hard and rowelt should be banned
Rubber Mittens: *exists*
Bespeckled Cephalopod™(Rowlet, etc): YOU SHOULDNT HAVE ADMIN

befreckled 

Having freckles. Duh. Like bespectacled, but with freckles instead of glasses.
Mo looked down at her, a bemused expression on his befreckled face.
befreckled by Tavish Flynn December 6, 2015

Bespeckled Cephalopod™ 

A Bespeckled Cephalopod™ is someone who can't stop attacking someone under any circumstance, even though asked to stop their ways, they continue acting like a child.
Person 1: Hey! Stop acting like that! It's extremely childish! You're being a Bespeckled Cephalopod™!
Person 2: FUCK YOU! I WON'T STOP UNTIL __ GETS PUNISHED!

Besecker 

Theirs a lot of Beseckers in the usa they mean a lot to the world..they are realgous in some family's but also very good to get along with. They have different heritages in them like Mexican, Irish, native American, and possibly more. there is more to find out on the internet of this amazing family.
There is Zachary Besecker, Kim Besecker, Jerry Besecker, Trina Besecker,Linda besecker Juanita Besecker,Tom Besecker,Chris Besecker,Micheal Besecker, Nancy Besecker, Chris Besecker, Tom Besecker, Traci Besecker. The names listed are either father, mother,grandfather.grandmother, daughter, and son
Besecker by besecker May 9, 2010
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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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