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bertoldi by Meat heater August 29, 2015
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Carmine_Bertolini
That annoying roleplayer who never knows when to shut up. Constantly comments on nsfw making a fool of himself. Probably 12.
Account named after a fictional character: "oh wow this is cool."
Carmine_bertolini : "doing you would be cool baby."
Carmine_bertolini : "doing you would be cool baby."
Carmine_Bertolini by Yeeto.mskeeto January 29, 2019
[Bertoli]
a person in America, particularly Northern California, who is a straight up beast at football, along with all other sports
Yo, that kid looks like a Bertoli. He just owned Morgan in that game of dodgeball. Morgan needs to bow down to this beast
[Bertoli] by Mikey Mckee February 27, 2009
Bertolli
This is not in the butter sense!
Some one who has lost their toe nail from their big toe or small pinky toe could be any toe... small or large but it must be toe nail-less...
Some one who has lost their toe nail from their big toe or small pinky toe could be any toe... small or large but it must be toe nail-less...
Robyn: Oh those are Lovely sandles your wearing...
Toni: Thanks i just got them yesterday...
Robyn: OH MY GODDD were is your toe nail....Bertolli central.
Toni: Thanks i just got them yesterday...
Robyn: OH MY GODDD were is your toe nail....Bertolli central.
Bertolli by Toe-nailess! May 18, 2009
bertolini
I live my Bertolini
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