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Hot as fuck guy with massive meat rod

All guys be jealous of the Bertoldi guy with the massive meat rod

bertoldi by Meat heater August 29, 2015

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Bertolin

Cat whomst shall be worshipped as our Lord and Saviour.

Friend 1: Have you heard of Bertolin?
Friend 2: Isn't that your cat.
Friend 1: Yes, shall we worship it?
Friend 2: As our Lord and Saviour.

Bertolin by Nerdmind May 8, 2021

Related Words

bertoldi • bertolli • [Bertoli] • Bertolin • bertolini • Carmine_Bertolini

bertolli

The ultimate insult to anyone of italian descent.

*American Family prepares easy cook pasta*

Dago/Wop: BERTOLLI!*falls off of a ladder while picking olives in italy*

bertolli by Aureliano November 27, 2007

Carmine_Bertolini

That annoying roleplayer who never knows when to shut up. Constantly comments on nsfw making a fool of himself. Probably 12.

Account named after a fictional character: "oh wow this is cool."
Carmine_bertolini : "doing you would be cool baby."

Carmine_Bertolini by Yeeto.mskeeto January 29, 2019

[Bertoli]

a person in America, particularly Northern California, who is a straight up beast at football, along with all other sports

Yo, that kid looks like a Bertoli. He just owned Morgan in that game of dodgeball. Morgan needs to bow down to this beast

[Bertoli] by Mikey Mckee February 27, 2009

Bertolli

This is not in the butter sense!

Some one who has lost their toe nail from their big toe or small pinky toe could be any toe... small or large but it must be toe nail-less...

Robyn: Oh those are Lovely sandles your wearing...

Toni: Thanks i just got them yesterday...

Robyn: OH MY GODDD were is your toe nail....Bertolli central.

Bertolli by Toe-nailess! May 18, 2009

bertolini

The mot Amazing and beautiful pig in The world ans he loves to be lovet by other guys

I live my Bertolini

bertolini by melkros December 12, 2016

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026