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bernoullitating
When cleaning particularly difficult matter off of your car, bernoullitating the hose will make the job much easier.
bernoullitating by lucidentropy August 21, 2017
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Bernoulli Boner
Bernoulli Boner by thatDudeFromBridgewater April 9, 2017
Bernankified
Weighed down with a soul-crushing amount of federally-guaranteed student-loan debt.
The name is obviously derived from Fed Chief Ben Bernanke.
The name is obviously derived from Fed Chief Ben Bernanke.
Bernankified by BradPP October 27, 2012
Bernanke's beard
An immaculately trimmed shield of tangled facts and misleading information designed to effectively disguise an unpopular truth.
Bernanke's beard by Expereal January 11, 2012
Ben Bernanke
Only one part of the existing financial crisis. His, and many others', decisions have put this planet's monetary system in a world of shit.
Alan Grayson: Who got the money?
Ben Bernanke: Banks in Europe and other countries.
Alan Grayson: Which banks?
Ben Bernanke: I don't know.
Ben Bernanke: Banks in Europe and other countries.
Alan Grayson: Which banks?
Ben Bernanke: I don't know.
Ben Bernanke by pidevildog07@yahoo.com October 15, 2011
Bernanke
(Burr-nank-ee, Burr-nank-ee-in)
adjective, verb, Bernanke, Bernankein’
1) Bookworming when decisive action is needed.
2) Not in touch with current realities.
3) An incompetent person, given an important task.
adjective, verb, Bernanke, Bernankein’
1) Bookworming when decisive action is needed.
2) Not in touch with current realities.
3) An incompetent person, given an important task.
1.
You: I’ll go to the library and see if I can find a book on “how to put out a fire” then I’ll come back and try to put out the house fire.
Me: Yeah, go Bernanke it.
2.
You: And that’s the way it is.
Me: You be Bernanke.
2 and 3.
You: I’m on top of that situation.
Me: Don’t be Bernankein’.
3.
You: I’ll let him take charge of that.
Me: Don’t let Bernanke touch nothin’.
You: I’ll go to the library and see if I can find a book on “how to put out a fire” then I’ll come back and try to put out the house fire.
Me: Yeah, go Bernanke it.
2.
You: And that’s the way it is.
Me: You be Bernanke.
2 and 3.
You: I’m on top of that situation.
Me: Don’t be Bernankein’.
3.
You: I’ll let him take charge of that.
Me: Don’t let Bernanke touch nothin’.
Bernanke by Bee to da' A March 10, 2008
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Ratfucker
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