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will bernath 

Will Bernath is the cakiest of men. Has an absolute DUMP TRUCK of an ass. He is smart, brave, kind, and a fighter. Will is also a bit naughty, he will have dirty little conversations with you. He worries you a little bit, but he always tells you not to worry. He is a heartbreaker, but he tries to mean well. He is hot asf, and knows how to make a girl blush. He makes your life better day by day. He is super cute, and treats his gf like a queen. Will Bernath might have girl issues from time to time, but ultimately resolves them by letting his alcoholism take over. If you are lucky enough to meet a Will Bernath, hold onto him and never let go, even when others don't approve.
"Wow! Did you see that juicy booty walk by?" "Must've been Will Bernath."
will bernath by Father Jenkins July 12, 2021
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A guy with a pretty nice ass, sexy asf, and the nicest dude you’ll ever meet. The guy who is your friend but you wanna be more than just friends
Bernat makes me so horny
Bernat by Officialurbanndictionary February 9, 2019

Berbathlicism 

-noun; The belief in dimitar berbatov. A new religion centred around the manchester united striker dimitar berbatov, a player who plays the beautiful game like no other; art, touch, grace, and a dash of improvisational flair combined to make a player of unrivaled skill.

Non-believers (antiberbathlicists) will argue that he is lazy due to his languid, laidback style, believers will tell you that this is simply his style and his touch, vision and ability to produce pieces of magic that others can only dream of set him apart from any other footballer.

Dimitar Berbatov has declared himself a loner, a perfectionist and an art lover. He is truly an enigma, a genius, a god walking amongst mere mortals and so a religion has been created in his honour.
Ignorant Fan: "Berbatov is such a lazy player!"

Knowledgeable fan: "You ignorant fool! His first touch is sublime, he is tactically aware and scores unbelievable goals, im even a member of Berbathlicism because the man's pure genius"
Berbathlicism by dj lindog December 4, 2010

San Bernaghetto 

The name given to the cracked roads and run down general look of San Bernardino. Not by any means the nicest place in Southern California. Bonus points for lots of gigantic asian super markets.
Driving through from picking up my girlfriend in San Bernardino, I remarked at how potholed and cracked the roads were . "Yup that's why it is called San Bernaghetto."
Someone that isnt the definition posted before this thats of course. Bernat's are smart, sensitive, loving, sporty, and care about others more than themselves. You can always look for a Bernat to be a good friend or someone that will be there for you till the very end. Bernat's are also very funny and really attractive. Not to mention, really fucking funny.
That Bernat kid changed my life for the better
Bernat by Sexy Awesome Funny guy September 25, 2011

Wii-bernation 

The act of staying indoors all day and playing Wii for hours on end.
"what did you do on the snow day?"

"I totally went into Wii-bernation. I didn't even eat!"
Wii-bernation by jenna bee January 28, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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