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bernardino 

Handsome, a perfectionist, very detailed person. Hard working. Someone who is very calm until provoked, then all hell breaks loose. Does not have long term goals, but is spontaneous. A "fly by the seat of your pants" type of guy. Stubborn at first, however can be very loving. Nurturing father. Protective of family. Provider.
Bernardino is a great family man!
bernardino by Chavelita2004 February 29, 2016
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san bernardino 

A city of 180,000 people in the heart of the Inland Empire in Southern California. Thanks to pollution, a low stanadard of living, and extremely high crime rate, it has become known as the Armpit of California.
san bernardino by sketch January 17, 2005

San Bernardino 

A city in southern California bereft of fun. The best thing to do there is to pack up and get the fuck out. It smells like urban decay and broken dreams. It also smells like raw sewage for some reason, though after careful investigation you won't find any processing plant. More likely it's the high concentration of ghetto-ass people.

Only notable for being the origin of the McDonalds franchise in 1940. Nothing significant has happened since. Not that it matters, because most of the inhabitants here are so ignorant and shallow that it wouldn't matter if the most important human discovery had taken place here; no one would care. Give them American Idol and Twilight and they are perfectly happy to ignore anything else.
In Soviet Russia, San Bernardino lives in you.
San Bernardino by WickedLife7 May 11, 2011

san bernardino 

is a city where you would literally get your ass ate by a tweaker its bad bro foos be tweaking it and the whole city be smelling like ass cheeks
hey fred did you go to that bootleg wanna be mall on waterman san bernardino ?

fred: yeah john its literally gay it smelled like shit
san bernardino by anonymous December 28, 2020

San Bernardino 

a city in California known as the mullet and meth lab capital of the world.
Police fear San Bernadino.
The citizens open fire at any Crown Vic as a matter of principle.

san bernardino 

San Bernardino was once a simple farming community.Someone opened the gates & now it is poor,crime ridden,mean & ugly. REALLY SUCKS
They cut down orange groves & vinyards.Ran off farmers & now taking I-210 to our crosstown 30 & bringing all that traffic!

San Bernardino 

People like to exaggerate about how bad it really is. Just stay in the north area and you'll be just dandy.
I've been living in San Bernardino all my life
San Bernardino by Surfingbird June 20, 2011
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