"Is that a Ron Burgundy-ism on your shirt?"
"By the beard of Zeus, it is!"
"Children, grow up."
"Son of a bee-sting! She's turning the entire office against us!
"Who is that?"
Uncle Jonathan's
corn-cob pipe! It's Darlene from high school!"
"I shall now throw this shoe in your general direction."
"Knights of Columbus, that hurt!"
"Your house caught on
fire this afternoon, sir."
"
Oh, Uncle Jonathan's
corn-cob pipe! Sweet grandmother's spatula! Oh, Saint Damien's beard! Hot pot of
coffee! Sweet Lincoln's mullet!"
"Don't put your hand on the stove!"
Spider-Man's balls, that would've hurt!