Bengle

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The act of asking a person something as opposed to searching it on Google. Only capable if the person has the knowledge base of a level equivalent to Google, only not as reliable.

Nate: Dude, I did a bengle a few weeks ago and now I'm full of regret.
Bryan: What happened?
Nate : That guy's so full of bullshit. I asked him what car to get, he recommended me a certain car from a seller, telling me all the pros with little to no cons. A week later, and my car died and I have to pay another $7000 for repairs.

Bengle by LiveLifeLikeALedgend July 1, 2011

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bengle

A stog fly that cannot even spell the name of his favorite football team correctly, even though it is only six letters.

Dude, look at that bengle. He thinks the Bengals spell their name like Bengles. I bet he listens to the Bangles, too. What a shit holster.

bengle by Jaggo March 24, 2004

Related Words

bengle • benglemanian • beagle • bangle • bentlee • bangled • Beagled • Beagle Ears • benger • bengie

bengle

nice uniform, bad helmet.
(Just like the NFL football team, the Bengles)

A term used to describe a girl that has a nice body, but a "less than desireable" face.

"You see that girl over there, shes got a nice ass... its too bad she's such a bengle!"

bengle by Nicky NOTORIOUS March 22, 2004

Bingley Time

Working many hours over the standard working week in order to pay for booze and cheap hookers

Fuck me, that bit of Bingley Time will get me a right session at Winston's.

Bingley Time by Greg_the_Smeg February 4, 2019

Dirty Bingley

Someone who hasn't wiped their ass after a massive sloppy shit because they didn't want to waste shit roll due to being a fully fledged tight-fisted bastard

Who do you know who has done a Dirty Bingley

Dirty Bingley by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

Bingley Vault

The only location on the bloody planet with more fucking gold storage than Scrooge McDuck

The Bingley Vault, the true 8th wonder of the world

Bingley Vault by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

Bingley Pizza

A pizza with fuck all on it that only tight-fisted people order

Bingley Pizza people need a kicking

Bingley Pizza by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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