Bengle

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The act of asking a person something as opposed to searching it on Google. Only capable if the person has the knowledge base of a level equivalent to Google, only not as reliable.

Nate: Dude, I did a bengle a few weeks ago and now I'm full of regret.
Bryan: What happened?
Nate : That guy's so full of bullshit. I asked him what car to get, he recommended me a certain car from a seller, telling me all the pros with little to no cons. A week later, and my car died and I have to pay another $7000 for repairs.

Bengle by LiveLifeLikeALedgend July 1, 2011

Words you can keep

bengle

A stog fly that cannot even spell the name of his favorite football team correctly, even though it is only six letters.

Dude, look at that bengle. He thinks the Bengals spell their name like Bengles. I bet he listens to the Bangles, too. What a shit holster.

bengle by Jaggo March 24, 2004

Related Words

bengle • benglemanian • beagle • bangle • bentlee • bangled • Beagled • Beagle Ears • benger • bengie

bengle

nice uniform, bad helmet.
(Just like the NFL football team, the Bengles)

A term used to describe a girl that has a nice body, but a "less than desireable" face.

"You see that girl over there, shes got a nice ass... its too bad she's such a bengle!"

bengle by Nicky NOTORIOUS March 22, 2004

Bingley Time

Working many hours over the standard working week in order to pay for booze and cheap hookers

Fuck me, that bit of Bingley Time will get me a right session at Winston's.

Bingley Time by Greg_the_Smeg February 4, 2019

Dirty Bingley

Someone who hasn't wiped their ass after a massive sloppy shit because they didn't want to waste shit roll due to being a fully fledged tight-fisted bastard

Who do you know who has done a Dirty Bingley

Dirty Bingley by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

Bingley Vault

The only location on the bloody planet with more fucking gold storage than Scrooge McDuck

The Bingley Vault, the true 8th wonder of the world

Bingley Vault by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

Bingley Pizza

A pizza with fuck all on it that only tight-fisted people order

Bingley Pizza people need a kicking

Bingley Pizza by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026