Staleman Bendova is the greatest person to ever exist, haters call him stale, but is an immortal compared to every other person. Perfect in every way shape or form. The mere presence of him makes other "stale".
Ben: Man staleman bendova, you stale as fuck.
Staleman Bendova: stop getting triggered, you are just jealous.
Generally, the name of some Filipinos and some other people, generally shy but chill, very sweet but can be an ass, in general that dudes can be pretty weird but hes really funny and chill....oh and extremely lazy and sleepy.