Staleman Bendova is the greatest person to ever exist, haters call him stale, but is an immortal compared to every other person. Perfect in every way shape or form. The mere presence of him makes other "stale".
Ben: Man staleman bendova, you stale as fuck.
Staleman Bendova: stop getting triggered, you are just jealous.
infections person/personality with a a radiant aura, with a as in refernce to a person has an incredibly infectious personality, very caring, nurturing, strong and ambitious. Once you meet one their personality brcomes very contagious and addicting, you won't know youve caught the bendokaitis till its too late. (not necessarily a bad thing)
That girl i metthe other day must be a bendokaitis, she radiates pure awesomenes, and brightens up my day.
Person 1: EY BRO HAVE YOU HEARD OF BENDOZARY?? HE COOL AS FUCK Person 2: You think that guy's cool?
Person 1: Yeah, something wrong?
Person 2: Your face