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Bendersky 

1. A person who resembles and/or dresses like Spongebob Squarepants.
That guy with the t shirt and jean shorts looks just like Bendersky.
Bendersky by Evil_Inside September 28, 2006
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bendersky 

1. a person who eats too much candy, therefore causing puss like pockets on their face

2. someone creepy who lurks around stores/malls/parking lots/ bathrooms to creep on anyone in sight.. normally stands 1 inch away from you drooling over your shoulder from behind while swinging their keys and chewing milkyways in your ear
Kaptain: Hey! who left a trail of milkyway wrappers?

Jim: It was that bendersky. I saw him trying to rub on some old biddies outside the womans bathroom.

leg benders 

Man1: *smashes Man2 in the knees with a baseball bat*
Man2: "GAHH! MY LEG BENDERS!!!"
leg benders by Graham T C November 13, 2005

Benders CFC

Benders CFC is a professional e-sports pro clubs team. The legacy of the the club is huge
Who’s that team benders CFC?

What are you on about mate their the best pro clubs team in the world
Benders CFC by Duggie October 26, 2018

bow benders

Vulgar term for native Americans
Hey Jared you’re a bow benders, spear chucking, plate making , corn growing injun
bow benders by Trixy trash ass November 9, 2019
i.e. Do you know them two next door? They are a pair of benders.
benders by Paul Blue November 7, 2008

Bendeskied 

Verb. (Past tense)

To be brought into a state of extreme hangover, after what was intended to be an innocent, casual, early night with friends

To be willingly sidetracked, then rendered powerless to the shenanigans of an individual, most often female, Scorpio, with geographic ties to the state of New Jersey.

Characterized by:
The taking taking of personal days
Delayed or canceled plans
Worst headache of your life
Excessive ibuprofen/Gatorade consumption
Desire to do it again at the next possible opportunity
Toby won’t be joining us for brunch. He got Bendeskied last night and is home licking his wounds.
Bendeskied by Estonya November 5, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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