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Bendeskied 

Verb. (Past tense)

To be brought into a state of extreme hangover, after what was intended to be an innocent, casual, early night with friends

To be willingly sidetracked, then rendered powerless to the shenanigans of an individual, most often female, Scorpio, with geographic ties to the state of New Jersey.

Characterized by:
The taking taking of personal days
Delayed or canceled plans
Worst headache of your life
Excessive ibuprofen/Gatorade consumption
Desire to do it again at the next possible opportunity
Toby won’t be joining us for brunch. He got Bendeskied last night and is home licking his wounds.
Bendeskied by Estonya November 5, 2022

@Bendersbitch 

A popular instagram account who's known for her original character, Trinity, who is featured in original South Park comics and the upcoming I*****s series.

Also known for being horny on main, as well as a clownfucker and a fucker of any unusual characters who happen to be absolute pricks. Examples being, Gamzee Makara, Jevil, Murdoc Niccals, Bender Rodriguez, etc.
Dude, did you see the new comic part @Bendersbitch posted??

Ugh, @Bendersbitch is being horny on main...AGAIN.
@Bendersbitch by BardofHeart December 1, 2018

Bendersky 

1. A person who resembles and/or dresses like Spongebob Squarepants.
That guy with the t shirt and jean shorts looks just like Bendersky.
Bendersky by Evil_Inside September 28, 2006

bendersky 

1. a person who eats too much candy, therefore causing puss like pockets on their face

2. someone creepy who lurks around stores/malls/parking lots/ bathrooms to creep on anyone in sight.. normally stands 1 inch away from you drooling over your shoulder from behind while swinging their keys and chewing milkyways in your ear
Kaptain: Hey! who left a trail of milkyway wrappers?

Jim: It was that bendersky. I saw him trying to rub on some old biddies outside the womans bathroom.

bendershinymetalass 

"Bendershinymetalass is such a silly billy"
"Alright buckaroo, I'm putting you on zaza lockdown"