Benchnaldo

Benchnaldo was the best paid travelling bench rater in all of England during the first half of the 2022/23 season. His career peaked during the World Cup where he was benched in all knock-out games for Portugal. Sadly, his career came to an end after his owner Ten Hag kicked him out of Penchester Urinated after scoring just 1 league goal from August to January. Nowadays, Benchnaldo finds himself in a retiring home in Saudi Arabia

Sam: Someone broke into my house yesterday and stole the bench of my bench press
Josh: It must've been Benchnaldo then

by cr7isfinished October 01, 2023

benchnaldo

A word that is used to make fun of the Portuguese football player Cristiano Ronaldo, as he is benched in a lot of matches

Did you watch the euros final?
Yes, benchnaldo was on the bench as usual

by messi-goat10 July 18, 2023