bemurf 

A puzzled thick person. Created by Kate Lavrentios on the Six Feet Above Podcast.

I was bemurfed when he asked me to pay.

bemurf by cinnamorolllover April 30, 2024

Besmurfing 

Deep throating a girl until she turns blue like a smurf

I was besmurfing your mom last night!

Besmurfing by zbuck January 24, 2010

bedurfter 

before, during, and after

Any responsible government must consider public safety bedurfter a natural disaster.

bedurfter by Waterworld November 9, 2008

bemurfed 

When you are puzzled but also thick

I can’t find my 2009 pink-glitter vibrator. I’m a little bemurfed.

bemurfed by Hiboy187 February 9, 2024

bemurfed 

Confusion; experienced by a person with the thickness.

Shawty with the thickness: "I'm just feeling a little bemurfed right now."

bemurfed by Nebo Slim April 28, 2024

bemurfed 

When you're puzzled and also thick; coined by Kate Lavrentios on the Six Feet Above Podcast with Trevi Moran

This Tinder date left me absolutely bemurfed.

bemurfed by policrapio May 20, 2024

bemurfed 

A person who is confused but also thick

She was very bemurfed

bemurfed by ColletteSynnz June 5, 2024