bemurfed 

When you are puzzled but also thick

I can’t find my 2009 pink-glitter vibrator. I’m a little bemurfed.

bemurfed by Hiboy187 February 9, 2024

bemurfed 

Confusion; experienced by a person with the thickness.

Shawty with the thickness: "I'm just feeling a little bemurfed right now."

bemurfed by Nebo Slim April 28, 2024

bemurfed 

When you're puzzled and also thick; coined by Kate Lavrentios on the Six Feet Above Podcast with Trevi Moran

This Tinder date left me absolutely bemurfed.

bemurfed by policrapio May 20, 2024

bemurfed 

A person who is confused but also thick

She was very bemurfed

bemurfed by ColletteSynnz June 5, 2024