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bellshabob

A bellshabob doesn't have a solid definition. Originally designed as a shish-ka-bob of bells. Normally used in the phrase "You bet your bellshabobs" as an affirmative. If asked for the definition, you must give an outrageous answer that's never been used before.
"Hey Sarah, you wanna go to the mall?"
"You bet your bellshabobs."
"...okay..."

"Hey Joe, what's a bellshabob?"
"A rare type of STD that looks like gold chickenpox on your dick."
bellshabob by hakuraimaru December 3, 2011
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a biblical legend often written out of conventional bibles because he overshadowed jesus
god: "get belshaw out of the book hes makin us all look rubbish"
belshaw by jon belshaw December 15, 2008

Bellshaft 

Another word for a person who is a dick. More playful and abstract than the word dick, also used to describe someone when they do a silly or dickish thing.
Can also used to describe a silly or stupid action.
He's a bit of a bellshaft.
You're acting like a bellshaft.
That was a bit of a bellshaft thing to do.
Bellshaft by Chasey. September 13, 2011
A belshaw is a sexual manoeuvre where one fucks a woman until they're about to orgasm then pulls out and says "I'll be back" but never returns.
Guy 1: Brooo I pulled a Belshaw last night
Guy 2: Oh my god you cruel bastard!
Belshaw by a DayZ Player November 12, 2020

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026