bellshaw

a little toddler little pissing his pants little piss boy

“Have you talked to Bellshaw lately?“
“No, he’s been too busy pissing on himself.”

by guaage December 2, 2020

bellshabob

A bellshabob doesn't have a solid definition. Originally designed as a shish-ka-bob of bells. Normally used in the phrase "You bet your bellshabobs" as an affirmative. If asked for the definition, you must give an outrageous answer that's never been used before.

"Hey Sarah, you wanna go to the mall?"
"You bet your bellshabobs."
"...okay..."

"Hey Joe, what's a bellshabob?"
"A rare type of STD that looks like gold chickenpox on your dick."

by hakuraimaru December 3, 2011

belshaw

a biblical legend often written out of conventional bibles because he overshadowed jesus

god: "get belshaw out of the book hes makin us all look rubbish"

by jon belshaw December 15, 2008

Bellshaft

Another word for a person who is a dick. More playful and abstract than the word dick, also used to describe someone when they do a silly or dickish thing.
Can also used to describe a silly or stupid action.

He's a bit of a bellshaft.
You're acting like a bellshaft.
That was a bit of a bellshaft thing to do.

by Chasey. September 13, 2011

Belshaw

A belshaw is a sexual manoeuvre where one fucks a woman until they're about to orgasm then pulls out and says "I'll be back" but never returns.

Guy 1: Brooo I pulled a Belshaw last night
Guy 2: Oh my god you cruel bastard!

by a DayZ Player November 12, 2020