bells mam

the slow rising phenomenon of a huge fucking bitch, scrawled everywhere around the north-east of england area.

Ted: wow, that's pretty big!
Dave: Yeh, but it's not as big as bells mam
Ted: thats true, i stand corrected

by roy January 28, 2005

bells mam

The name written and scratched around every table, wall chair, book and other surface in Grimsby, Cleethorpes and even America..

We Love You Bells Mam!

by Dan November 17, 2004

Bells Mam

one huge fat ugly heffer only to be seen when using uthenasia or suicide, large quantitys of butter to be consumed by her

yeah what ever bell your mums still fat, she eats all the butter or man she is fat like "bells mam"

by Tomee December 6, 2003