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the slow rising phenomenon of a huge fucking bitch, scrawled everywhere around the north-east of england area.
Ted: wow, that's pretty big!
Dave: Yeh, but it's not as big as bells mam
Ted: thats true, i stand corrected
by roy January 28, 2005
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The name written and scratched around every table, wall chair, book and other surface in Grimsby, Cleethorpes and even America..
by Dan November 17, 2004
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one huge fat ugly heffer only to be seen when using uthenasia or suicide, large quantitys of butter to be consumed by her
yeah what ever bell your mums still fat, she eats all the butter or man she is fat like "bells mam"
by Tomee December 06, 2003
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