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Belabgerbus 

the act of habitually dogging the boys.
Nigga: you’re coming to the mall with us right?
Bitch: I can’t I’m hanging out with my girlfriend.
Nigga: but we already made plans to go.
Bitch: sorry bro I can’t

Nigga: wow you’re being a belabgerbus
Belabgerbus by Kubybungus September 2, 2019

belaboring his pumpkin 

1. beating the top of one's head

2a. having sex with a pumpkin*
2b. masturbating

*Fun fact: If you have sex with a pumpkin, you are actually having sex with a fruit, not a vegetable...so the taboo does not apply!
1. From Canto XVIII of Dante's "Inferno" (Longfellow translation):

And he thereon, belaboring his pumpkin:
"The flatteries have submerged me here below,
Wherewith my tongue was never surfeited."

2. I have to go bail my uncle out. They picked him up for belaboring his pumpkin in a Wal-Mart dressing room.
To stray away from.
He aimlessly belabored from his task.
belabor by Larstait November 14, 2003

Belaborating 

Explaining a concept too much, adding way too much detail to the point that it becomes boring.
Honey, you're belaborating. Just get to the point.
Belaborating by Tdogg13 December 31, 2010
The best person ever. Anyone who disagrees is instantly disqualified from having opinions.
Belaize is the best
Belabat is an occult symbol. It features Ankh (darkness) with two bat wings on both sides.
“Belabat is just another gothic devil symbol”.
Belabat by Hells Angelina December 13, 2022