1. beating the top of one's head
2a.
having sex with a pumpkin*
2b.
masturbating*Fun fact: If you have sex with a pumpkin, you are actually having sex with a fruit, not a
vegetable...so the taboo does not apply!
1. From Canto XVIII of Dante's "Inferno" (Longfellow
translation):
And he thereon, belaboring his pumpkin:
"The flatteries have
submerged me here below,
Wherewith my tongue was never surfeited."
2.
I have to go bail my uncle out. They picked him up for belaboring his pumpkin in a Wal-Mart dressing room.