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bejeweled boner
When you're playing bejeweled and you score an "Excellent" or "Incredible" and you get a massive erection.
I was playing Bejeweled and when the man said, "Excellent" I got such a bejeweled boner my computer flipped over.
bejeweled boner by Dorthaniel April 21, 2010
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Bejeweled Blitz
Me at 7:00am: "See you later honey. Don't play Bejeweled Blitz."
Her: "'Kay. 'Bye" She goes to computer
Me at 6:00pm: "I'm back. Honey: the house burned down and the kids are gone!!!!"
Her: "Shelly just got 127,000! I've got to beat her..."
Her: "'Kay. 'Bye" She goes to computer
Me at 6:00pm: "I'm back. Honey: the house burned down and the kids are gone!!!!"
Her: "Shelly just got 127,000! I've got to beat her..."
Bejeweled Blitz by Uncle Des July 12, 2009
Bejeweled
The adjective describing objects and articles of clothing that have been scrupulously decorated with pearls, rhinestones, and other glittery objects that can ever so slightly catch the light.
Bejeweled by Word Doctor March 4, 2009
Bejerker
Someone skilled in the arts of bejerking or the bejerk. They know how to sneak attack and suprise people while bejerking them. Are familiar with the different types of bejerk handles. Often set up situations to bejerk people with other bejerkers.
One bejerker will walk up to a victim and engage in a conversation. Then the second bejerker will come from behind. The first bejerker will say something like "Hey Nathan yesterday for dinner I ate this really good dish called..." then the second bejerker grabs under the victims neck and pulls down (known as a bejerk).
Beerked
The result or the anticipated result of the overindulgence of alcoholic beverages, especially beer.
Synonyms: Drunk, bombed, boosy, inebriated, intoxicated, loaded, plastered, smashed, tight, tipsy, under the influence, wasted.
Antonyms: Sober, straight
Synonyms: Drunk, bombed, boosy, inebriated, intoxicated, loaded, plastered, smashed, tight, tipsy, under the influence, wasted.
Antonyms: Sober, straight
Beerked by johnny j aka tiki man May 26, 2009
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.