behoe 

Function: noun
1 : bitch, meant in a joking manner
2 : whore, meant in a joking manner
3 : butthole

1 : You're a behoe for ditching me last night.
2 : Do you get your behoe waxed?

behoe by Valier October 18, 2006

behelit 

A small egg shaped "charm" that sports, in no real semblance of a face, all the features of a face - nose, eyes, mouth. When activated, the Behelit's facial features come into alignment. At this point in time, the God Hand is summoned forth.

The red version of the Behelit, which allows its bearer to become one of the God Hand, has been known to cry blood when activated.

He wore a Behelit around his neck.

behelit by Kyle Ripman June 6, 2004

Behrens 

A Behrens is usually a last name that people will have. They are very kind people who work extremely hard for what they have. But they sadly lose people in their lives a lot. Behrens’s are good at making people smile when they need it. And they know when to put someone in place. If you mess with one member of the family you mess with all of them. If you stay on the Behrens’s good side you will forever be in their hearts and when ever you need their help they are willing to do it.

Those Behrens’s are so kind and wouldn’t hurt a soul

Behrens by spread the love and November 26, 2018

gentlemen behold 

What the character Dr. Weird from the Adult Swim TV show Aqua Teen Hunger Force says at the beginning of each episode, even though he is usually only talking to his assistant, Steve.

Dr. Weird: Gentlemen, Behold!!

Dr. Weird: I have created... this thing!

gentlemen behold by Bob882 August 22, 2004

Beholegranated

To beholegranate something, such as money.

Does the money need to be beholegranated in any way?

Beholegranated by bee movie enthusiast May 4, 2021

Behoove 

A favorite word among dumbass Navy Chiefs and fresh Ensigns. Bonus points if they pronounce it “bee-who-of”

Just to piggyback off what DIVO said, it would behoove you to update your NFAAS.

Behoove by KneeDeepInTheDank June 15, 2021

Penn State Behrend 

Located in north-western Pennsylvania, this branch campus offers a variety of majors/minors to a generally unmotivated student body.

The school receives an annual snow fall of 30 to 40 feet which begins approximately 45 minutes after the blistering heat ends in August. The focal point of the campus is the amazing physics phenomena which requires students to walk uphill to and from class.

Around 65% of the students are 5th year seniors thanks to the grand engineering scheduling structure. On a more positive note, the school offers a male to female ratio of about 6 to 1 which is more balanced than years past. However, with this increase in female population comes a steep rise in bitch.

The food options for Behrend are limited to dobbins (home of the dobbins dash), Bruno's, and the always lovely Hungry Howie's. Without the latter, the entire student body would certainly starve to death or resort to cannibalism.

Overall, Penn State Behrend is absolutely the greatest school anyone could ever go to because amazing crazy things always happen (pop secret). If you can tunnel through the snow and bull shit, its not all that bad of a place to live.

Penn State Behrend was the only school I applied to, but unfortunately i got in.

Penn State Behrend by NDKalltheway November 6, 2009