A fanbase of psychotic, perverted, close-minded, slutty 13 year olds that worship Justina Beaver like she’s God and act like she’s the hottest, most precious thing to ever grace the Earth. They will usually cover up every bad thing she does by saying they’re just rumours when she was caught doing 95% of them on camera and if you say anything even remotely critical about their idol, they’ll start sending you death threats.
I heard that if Justina was to shootsomebody, she’d still have Beliebers kissing her ass.
Bjeebers - sometimes followed by a (!), this indicates that the speaker is expressing fear or surprise. Not to be mistaken for bejeebers. They're completely different. Honest.
People who support Justin Bieber, a 15 year old teen sensation. the word belieber is Bieber and Believer put together. there are over 1 million beliebers around the world. Justin appreciates them all greatly.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!