Jadah's definitions

Stacy Kiebler

The girl who is currently dating Randy Orton

Jadah:Laughs hysterically
Slim:What's so funny?
Jadah: Kieblers been compromised--she's been with Orton!!! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Slim:That's not funny! It's down right sick!
Jadah:Sure is cause now those bumbling idiots that watch WWE will have to wait for me to get on RAW to oggle over.
Slim: hey if you were like on RAW I'd be like Stacy who.
Jadah: I know slim just wait til all the men realize that too.
Slim: WAKE UP AND SMELL THE JADAH!!!

by Jadah February 5, 2005

Shhh

a silly noise one makes when they wish you to be quiet: usually used in combination with a pointer finger before ones mouth

Kris: LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
Susie (with her finger in front of lips): Shhh....be quiet

by Jadah February 5, 2005

god

Bringer of my hopes; Giver of my dreams; Receiver of my faith

God is Everything a person could need.
He is your eternal supplier of hopes, dreams and faith.

by Jadah February 5, 2005

Jadah

A Paradox

Jadah is the best example of a paradox.

by Jadah June 7, 2021

batista

An awesome physical specimen of a man; sexy; talented; evolutionized

i.e. Batista vs. Orton - obvious, right?

by Jadah February 4, 2005

Evolutionized

The process in which one becomes more adequate to function better then those who stood before him

1. Batista is evolutionized
2. Umm... can't rightly think of any other examples
(hint: got to the gym and make it happen for you too)

by Jadah February 4, 2005

bumbling

a state of confusion a person enters when they come face to face with greatness; also occurs when meeting a celebrity.

Jadah walks into the Pub and sits at the bar.
Jadah says, "May I have a screwdriver?"
The bumbling bartender is noticibly shaken by her surreal beauty. And reaches under the bar then hands her a phillips head. "It's on the house."

by Jadah February 5, 2005