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When a guy comes inside of you and it subsequently drips out of you later after you get up.
Oh shit, Jeff and I had sex earlier and I just beezeled in my pants.
Beezel by Jefe Sea Batteries June 16, 2016
Words you can keep
a specialized bong that you smoke heroine in!

although many believe "beezels" to be just an urban legend, they actually do exist, and taking a nice puff on one is quite pleasureable.
"Crap my mom found my beezel in my closet and shes making me talk to my guidance counselor"
beezel by South Charlotte March 24, 2008
when you get a pubic hair caught in your throat after oral sex.
"damn bitch trim that shit, you gave me a beezel!"
beezel by mike motul October 17, 2006
The incident at the mall was such a beezel incident.messed up not right Zach
Beezel by dm007 September 16, 2013
A deity who believes that facts are popular opinions
"FACTS ARE POPULAR OPINIONS!" Beeel said to Annie.

Beeelism 

A religion based on the deity Beeel's belief, that facts are popular opinions.
"I support Beeelism" said Beeel
A person who believes in Beeelism, the idea that facts are popular opinions.
"I am not a Beeelist!" said Beself.
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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