Beself

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Beself is an avid supporter of Annieee and is a very religious Annieeeist. He will always agree with her beliefs no matter what.

"Should Beself be kicked out of the three person society? I say yes." said Beeel.
"No." said Annieee.
"No." said Beself.

Note: The grammer police just reminded me that there should be a comma, not a period, after the "no".

Beself by The great goddess Annieee September 12, 2020

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biselfish

Someone who is willing to accept pleasure and/or sexual gratification from the same sex but will not reciprocate.

My girlfriend will receive oral from girls because it is pleasurable but will not reciprocate on them thereby gaining the reputation for being biselfish.

biselfish by winterskye May 25, 2013

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BSelfie

A picture taken of your business that is planned to be uploaded to Facebook or any other sort of social networking website.

Selfie is for the image of a person

BSelfie is for the image of a business - actual picture not a logo

BSelfie by Chuck Lacona June 11, 2016

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beelf

Having little intellegence or grammar skills.

jedikight is a stupid beelf

beelf by DarkCow February 3, 2004

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Bezelflip

The improper orientation of a Land Cruiser 40 Series grille bezel signifying the owner is not a true enthusierst or put the vehicle together without understanding the marque or heritage.

The restoration on that Land Cruiser is so shoddy it needs a bezelflip.

Bezelflip by GoneWalkabout October 12, 2018

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Beuelf

A woman that's always confused in every situation. No matter what you say in what way, she'll always be confused.

Friend 1: "Bro she's such a beuelf, yuck."
Friend 2: "I know right?"

Beuelf by UwO, Daddy~ May 28, 2021

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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