Beetle Bonnet

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the large area of fanny clam shown when a chubby girls wears leggings or cycling shorts. resembles the shape of a VW Beetle Bonnet.

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Beetle Bonnet by smutty August 3, 2009

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beetle bonnet

the vulvic mound

can i have a look at your beetle bonnet please luv??

beetle bonnet by kryton August 18, 2003

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beetle-bonnet

A female bollock-bulge.

See also fanny-clam and monkey's-chin

"Wow! Look at the bollock-bulge on that bint"

"Yeh, real beetle-bonnet on that one mate"

beetle-bonnet by Marko The Great September 7, 2004

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beetle-bonnet

also known as the beetle hood

i like to eat beetle hoods

beetle-bonnet by Barnaldo the Chez January 5, 2005

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Volkswagen Beetle Bonnet

When a fat woman has big fat flaps and fat upper legs. The vagina pertrudes outwards and down to a point to create a Mk1 Volkswagen Beetle Bonnet effect (the slit being the line down the middle of the bonnet).

'mate, that fat slosher must have a proper Volkswagen Beetle Bonnet under those hotpants'

Volkswagen Beetle Bonnet by Sal86xxx January 13, 2009

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beetles bonnet

ladies pelvic area

beetles bonnet by ginger April 10, 2003

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beatle bonnet

a womans vagina, also know as:
snatch
spam purse
gamon steak
cunt
mound
box
gash
slot
minge
twat
and many more but i cant think

dude look at her beatle bonnet, its pressing against her trousers!

beatle bonnet by feaces face October 15, 2005

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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