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bearwall 

Massive wall of text that starts out with a premise, adds facts directly related to the premise, and then seemingly wanders off topic into random off color stories for a while, before finally wrapping the entire wall of text up by coming back and tying everything together.
Bearwall is the term coined by readers to describe the massive rambling blog post style made famous by the Big Bear Butt blogger.

The term refers to long 3500 word+ posts that incorporate stories about wildly disparate and unrelated topics such as military life, video games and stupid drivers, all brought together to make a point about, as an example, irritating large groups of people.
bearwall by Kortunharig February 25, 2010
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Beerfall 

(n) A marijuana waterfall bong substituted with beer.

Directions:
Pour beer into a waterfall bong, sealing the bottom hole with your mouth.

Burn the marijuana bowl sealed at the top of the chamber. With the cannabis lit, chug the beer out of the bottom hole, drawing smoke into the chamber.
When only foam remains, tilt the foam away from the mouthpiece, and remove the slide/bowl.

Inhale the marijuana smoke through the same chamber.

Rumored to be invented in Pittsburgh, PA.
Hey dude, let's each do a Beerfall.
What's a beerfall?
You just shotgun beer out of a waterfall.
Oh shit we're about to get mega fucked up.
Yep.
Beerfall by TheOaklandInventor December 27, 2010

Beerballs 

Beerballs are when someone becomes argumentative and belligerent due to large consumptions of beer.
Steve's beerballs got him arrested for starting a a fight in the bar.
Beerballs by Marshe June 12, 2014

beerball 

A drinking game popular on college campuses and at tailgating events. In this game two teams of two line up on opposite sides of the table and each person has a can of beer upside down. Bottles do not work. Each player on team on takes a turn throwing a ping pong ball at an opponents can. If it hit the can the thrower then turns their beer upside down and begins drinking. The defending team then needs to capture the ball and put it on the table saying "down" to stop the player from drinking After both players on team one finish, team two attempts the same. The game is over when both people on one team finish their beers. Usually when its 2 v 1 the finished player can still help their team mate retrieve balls that hit the can. When its 1 v 1 neither finished teammate can help.
Dude I got so wasted after seven games of beerball.

beer wall 

a designated area or wall in someone's residence especially for dumping empty beer bottles that you plan to turn in as soon as you sober up.
Jesse can't make it to work today because his beer wall collapsed on him.
beer wall by Jesse Stacey March 27, 2007

Beermallows 

marshmallows added to a beer to absorb the flavor for later consumption.
My favorite part of drinking beer is the beermallows afterwards.
Beermallows by Leonov November 16, 2009