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bearwall

Massive wall of text that starts out with a premise, adds facts directly related to the premise, and then seemingly wanders off topic into random off color stories for a while, before finally wrapping the entire wall of text up by coming back and tying everything together.
Bearwall is the term coined by readers to describe the massive rambling blog post style made famous by the Big Bear Butt blogger.

The term refers to long 3500 word+ posts that incorporate stories about wildly disparate and unrelated topics such as military life, video games and stupid drivers, all brought together to make a point about, as an example, irritating large groups of people.
by Kortunharig February 25, 2010
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bearball

1. When the chicago bears recover a fumble or intercept a pass.

2. A general term used, when one is excited to speak of, discuss, or think of the Chicago Bears. esp. with fellow chicago bear fans and/or followers
1. BEARBALL! BEARBALL! BEARBALL!

2. So are you ready for the game this week? BEARBALL!
by Jesus Shuttleworth February 8, 2007
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Beartallion

A grouping of Bears similar to a pack of wolves or a pride of lions
Park Guide: If you look to your right you will see a large grouping of bears otherwise known as a Beartallion.

Tourist: Daaaamn Nigga send in the troops!
by Sorrowscale February 13, 2015
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beardall

A large collection of hairs on a double chin. They will often be unnoticeable at first glance, but are definitely there. Always found on beautiful people.
Have you SEEN that girl? She's got a PROPER beardall! I still would though!
by EpicDrunk November 18, 2011
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beerwall

a designated area or wall in someone's residence especially for dumping empty beer bottles that you plan to turn in as soon as you sober up.
Jesse can't make it to work today because his beerwall collapsed on him.
by Jesse Stacey March 27, 2007
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Bearwalk

#1: To escort a UC Berkeley student while wearing bright yellow and blue clothing.

#2: To perform an act of sexual conquest comparable to that of a bear mauling.
1: I was bearwalked last night to my dorm, since I was shitfaced drunk.

2: I was bearwalked last night IN my dorm, since I was shitfaced drunk.
by pecoae October 26, 2009
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bearsalliance

An absolutely FANTASTIC bears fanpage. Probably the best one of all time, actually.
Bearsalliance is the greatest bears fanpage I’ve ever seen
by Bears alliance December 27, 2019
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