bearwall 

Massive wall of text that starts out with a premise, adds facts directly related to the premise, and then seemingly wanders off topic into random off color stories for a while, before finally wrapping the entire wall of text up by coming back and tying everything together.

Bearwall is the term coined by readers to describe the massive rambling blog post style made famous by the Big Bear Butt blogger.

The term refers to long 3500 word+ posts that incorporate stories about wildly disparate and unrelated topics such as military life, video games and stupid drivers, all brought together to make a point about, as an example, irritating large groups of people.

bearwall by Kortunharig February 25, 2010

bearball 

1. When the chicago bears recover a fumble or intercept a pass.

2. A general term used, when one is excited to speak of, discuss, or think of the Chicago Bears. esp. with fellow chicago bear fans and/or followers

1. BEARBALL! BEARBALL! BEARBALL!

2. So are you ready for the game this week? BEARBALL!

bearball by Jesus Shuttleworth February 8, 2007

Beartallion 

A grouping of Bears similar to a pack of wolves or a pride of lions

Park Guide: If you look to your right you will see a large grouping of bears otherwise known as a Beartallion.

Tourist: Daaaamn Nigga send in the troops!

Beartallion by Sorrowscale February 13, 2015

beardall

A large collection of hairs on a double chin. They will often be unnoticeable at first glance, but are definitely there. Always found on beautiful people.

Have you SEEN that girl? She's got a PROPER beardall! I still would though!

beardall by EpicDrunk November 18, 2011

beerwall 

a designated area or wall in someone's residence especially for dumping empty beer bottles that you plan to turn in as soon as you sober up.

Jesse can't make it to work today because his beerwall collapsed on him.

beerwall by Jesse Stacey March 27, 2007

Bearwalk 

#1: To escort a UC Berkeley student while wearing bright yellow and blue clothing.

#2: To perform an act of sexual conquest comparable to that of a bear mauling.

1: I was bearwalked last night to my dorm, since I was shitfaced drunk.

2: I was bearwalked last night IN my dorm, since I was shitfaced drunk.

Bearwalk by pecoae October 26, 2009

bearsalliance 

An absolutely FANTASTIC bears fanpage. Probably the best one of all time, actually.

Bearsalliance is the greatest bears fanpage I’ve ever seen

bearsalliance by Bears alliance December 27, 2019