beer muff
Reduction in sensation of the female genitalia due to excessive consumption of alcohol. This can lead to inadequate physical arousal and/or inability to achieve orgasm. This is the female equivalent of whiskey dick.
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beer muffs
when you think you heard something spectacular only to find out the next day that it wasnt nearly as good as you thought
similar to beer goggles only using hearing not vision
similar to beer goggles only using hearing not vision
last night i downloaded the best song when i got home from the club. but i must have had my beer muffs on cause today when i listened to it, i wanted to light my ears on fire and proceed to chip away the charred remains
beer muffs by jamey d. February 25, 2008
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beer muffs
See also "beer goggles". A certain level of alcohol intoxication renders otherwise attractive people who are annoyingly talkative, less annoying. An ugly annoying person would require both beer goggles and beer muffs. AKA "beer plugs".
beer muffs by Michael Dean July 27, 2005
beer muffs
n. Mystical auratory additions which remove the necessity for sensiant conversation, and replace any understanding of people speaking to you with a garble mess, to which a derogatory response is necessitated by being stunningly pissed.
"Now, Frank, the oven's on and I'm off out with the girls; remember to feed the baby, check on the dinner and pay the car tax. Okay?"
"I FECKIN' LARVE YOOO, YOOO FACKIN' SEXY MINX"
"I FECKIN' LARVE YOOO, YOOO FACKIN' SEXY MINX"
beer muffs by stouffer March 4, 2003
beer muffs
Dude, did you see that guy who drank the whole kegger, he'll have beer muffs later on tonight!
Enough beer and you'll be diving like Jacques Cousteau!
Enough beer and you'll be diving like Jacques Cousteau!
beer muffs by ArtofAwesome April 12, 2008
Beer muffs
An alcohol induced condition of the ears in which members of the opposite sex sound sexy as hell. Usually accompanied by beer goggles and drunk dialing.
I had my beer muffs on last night when I called my friends ex. Her voice made me fill up a little bit.
Beer muffs by Spudnut October 6, 2012
beer muffs
Virtual ear muffs created by drinking lots of beer. Music and voices seem muffled and therefore less obnoxious, especially when generated by the person wearing the muffs. They also usually convince the wearer that their singing voice is far better than it actually is.
The neighbor's beer muffs convinced him that the music he was blasting and shrieking along to at 3 in the morning wasn't loud enough to bother anyone.
beer muffs by Nibs Niven March 10, 2013
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